The full feral experience.

For filthy little legends

who crave soft chaos

and mossy revenge.

🖤 A printable chaos-care kit for emotionally fermented creatures.

The Base Bundle gives you:

• 10 Printable Coloring Affirmation Cards
• “Affirmations for a Filthy Little Legend” Cut-Out Sheet
• Goblin Core banner for printing or posting
• Certified Goblin Core™ thank-you note (a real tearjerker)

Perfect for taping to mirrors, hiding in spellbooks, or gifting to the weirdest person you love.

🎯 Who It’s For

• 🧠 Emotionally fermented goblins

• 🖍️ Chaos colorers and ritual scribblers

• 🎁 Gift-givers who want something weird, not wasteful

• 🌀 Neurospicy babes who rage-clean then meditate

• 📦 People who hoard cute PDFs like they’re sacred scrolls

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🔥 Ritual Edition – $15
The full feral experience. Includes everything from the Base Bundle, plus:

• 🧪 The Mossy Goblin Glow-Up™ Cursed Spa Recipe
• 🧙 Goblin Core Affirmation Ritual (feat. the sock chant)
• 🐿 “Things To Do With Your Affirmations” Ideas Sheet
• ✂ Extra cutout sheets and printable affirmations (5 bonus pages)
• 🎨 15 Coloring Affirmation Cards — in both line + color-ready formats
• 🎁 4 Social-Ready Shareables (use them as digital spells or memes)
• 🖼 Banner + logo assets for printing, posting, or hoarding like shinies

This is not just self-care. It’s spite-care. Gremlin-validated and raccoon-approved.

🖤 You don’t have to be productive to be worthy.
🖤 You don’t have to be pretty to deserve softness.
🖤 You are now Certified Goblin Core™