🟢 Green Square Ritual – GitHub Automation (Pro Edition)
🔥 Power the Ritual – Pro Edition
Recommended: $15–25
Fuel future chaos: voice sass, hacker traps, and GUI madness
🧠 Every dollar supports more spell upgrades.
🟢 Green Square Ritual – GitHub Automation Kit (Pro Edition)
Automate your commits. Intimidate your coworkers. Rule your streak.
Green Square Ritual Pro isn’t just automation —
it’s an elite dev enchantment for those who commit harder.
Built for stealth, sass, and survival, the Pro Edition adds failsafes, hacker traps, and bonus flair.
It’s like Lite… if Lite drank espresso, wore black, and judged you out loud.
✅ You’ll Get:
-
daily-square-pro.sh.x
— Obfuscated core script, commits daily like clockwork -
schedule-ritual.sh.x
— Randomizes commit timing (avoids pattern detection) -
StartRitualSetup.command
— One-click installer for Mac -
health-check-pro.sh.x
— Verifies your ritual executed successfully -
ritual-safety-check.sh.x
— Triggers a backup commit if you skipped -
decryption-key.sh
— Honeytrap. Touch it = Rickrolled. With voice sass. - 🛌 Vacation Mode — Drop
vacation.flag
to pause the magic anytime - ✨ Dev Spellbook PDF — Sassy guide, setup lore, and secret notes
⚙️ Tested On:
- ✅ macOS (Monterey, Ventura, Sonoma)
- ❌ Windows/Linux not yet supported (Join the waitlist)
🔐 Best For:
- Devs with streak OCD
- Students leveling up
- Freelancers faking it ‘til they make it
- Procrastinators who still want to look productive
“My GitHub streak's alive. I haven’t typed
git
in weeks.” — a time-saving wizard
“No one suspects a thing. They think I’m working.” — remote dev, 3PM napper
⚠️ Heads Up:
This is the Pro Edition. The Lite version is cute. This one bites back.
💬 Questions? Bugs? Spells to share?
Reach out: fleurdeviefarmsllc@gmail.com
Want a 🔵 Windows Edition? Join the waitlist →
You'll get a stealthy, automated script to keep your GitHub streak green, even when you're off living your best life.